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Does JJC have a miniature goat as an inside pet?
Of course he does.
Has JJC rented a midget man as a buddy for a weekend in Vegas?
Only once.
Does JJC have a Hummer Limo with a karaoke machine?
Yes it’s white, machine is black.
Has JJC faked being narcoleptic to avoid an ass whipping?
Yes standing up in New Orleans
Does JJC cry after sex?
Occasionally
On average how many night a year does JJC slept in a bathtub?
17
On his estate in Kentucky is there zip-lining?
Why would you ask....of course.
Is JJC single?
Sorry ladies married for 25years
What color is JJC corvette?
Yellow
Does JJC know and can sing every word of the Humpty Dance?
He’s a pro...of course he does.
How important is man a Jewelry to JJC?
Extremely!
Does JJC have a miniature donkey?
Yes, his name is Phillyfan, because Eagles fans are asses.
During JJC prison ministry visit, did a male inmate pleasure himself while looking in Mr.Johncock’s eyes?
Shocking yes.
Is JJC related to famous indy race car driver Gordon Johncock?
A DNA test came back inconclusive, but JJC is an excellent driver.....
Is JJC or has he ever been a stunt double for Keith Urban?
Can not disclose that information.
Has JJC thrown Mardi Gras beads from a balcony on Bourbon street straight into a marching band tuba?
Yes and it was magical.
What brand of Flat iron does JJC use for his hair?
www.chi.com
Does JJC have an endorsement deal with Chi?
Negotiations just started.
Is JJC the fastest growing country singer in the state of Kentucky?
Yes, no ones popularity and recognizability is growing faster.
Is it true JJC career started and was found in a karaoke bar?
Yes! TGI Friday’s ( before the weird commercials) Owensboro, KY.
Can you make JJC throw up on command?
Yes its a gift and a curse.
Has JJC passed out on a pissed drenched bathroom floor of Green Bay Packers stadium bathroom floor?
Yes but only for the 2nd quarter, halftime,and part of the 3rd quarter.
What are his favorite teams?
UK basketball and Dallas Cowboys football.
Does he fly on a private jet?
Has on occasion
Is “man scaping” a priority in Johncock’s life?
Yes!
Does JJC have the largest Affliction T-Shirt collection in Kentucky?
Probably yes.
In 2018 did Johncock try to give a 79 year old woman a hickey at a party?
Yes his sexuality doesn’t see age.
Is Josh Johncock a multi-millionaire?
Yes gold digging bitches....but remember he’s married.
Who takes more time getting ready to go out Mrs.Johncock or JJC?
You know it’s Josh Johncock
Does JJC 3 daughters carry the Johncock name?
No! JJC doesn’t want cock anywhere near any of them.
Does JJC son carry the Johncock name ?
Of course! It’s a manly name you own it boy!
Does Josh Johncock like the nick name golden unicorn?
Fucking hates it!
Why does JJC hate the name?
Because while Mr. Johncock is an amazing national treasure, Unicorns are magical and no man is as great as the worst unicorn.
Are eyebrows and sideburns often over looking in men’s grooming?
Not in Mr. Johncock world, he won’t leave the green room or home without lubing them down.
Does JJC have a Michael Jackson red leather jacket?
Yes! And a secret compartment for a white glove.
What zodiac sign is Mr. Johncock?
The 13th sign Vagitaurius
Has Josh Johncock ever lost as Cornhole?
NEVER!
Is Josh Johncock a “ show-er “ or a “grow-er?
Defiantly a grow-er.
What is the family favorite game at the house of Johncock?
Buttface.
What’s Mr. Johncock’s favorite restaurant?
Buffalo Wild Wings
What’s Johncocks favorite vacation?
JJC takes 8-10 cruises per year depending on his schedule.
People often ask what is Josh Johncock’s scent?
JJC musk is natural, but could be described as 1 part pine tar,2 parts baby powder, 1 part nutmeg, slight whisper of soy sauce.
Whats Mr. Johncock’s best asset?
The answer is in part of the question.
What’s Johncocks favorite way to celebrate a birthday?
In vegas, having a random waitress with a huge paddle, with a running start absolutely smashing his ass!
It’s rumored JJC “shat”in a field outside the Super dome when the Saints beat the Cowboys...is that true?
Absolutely not! But he did video tape his friend doing just that.
How much would Mr. Johncock sell that video for?
He will give it for free after this website.
What’s Josh Johncock’s hooch of choice?
Malibu Rum!
Has Mr. Johncock ever been called John Cockfest?
Yes once but he doesn’t know about it, and he wouldn’t be happy.
Did Johncock’s sister in law really induce labor a day early to avoid her son being born on the great ones birthday?
Yes!